I think I am morally bankrupt
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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