I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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