If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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