my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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