Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Bring me that man meat
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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