i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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