Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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