How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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