I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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