I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
