oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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