I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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