3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You're completely useless in the revolution.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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