i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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