Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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