This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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