Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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