Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The Olympian is in my bed
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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