Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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