Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Everything about him screamed your future.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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