I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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