If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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