Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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