He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Where is the hickey?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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