That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Randomize
