thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize