Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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