I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Screwed.edu
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You may now shotgun with the bride
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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