yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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