your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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