yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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