So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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