all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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