Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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