I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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