i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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