So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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