That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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