I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So many bounce houses so little time
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
