she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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