its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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