Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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