I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the day after is always just damage control
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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