That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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