Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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