You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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