I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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