Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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