his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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