I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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