my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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