On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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