we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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